This isn't really mine, but one day i was running around in the park babysitting a kid when suddenly, a tampon flew out of my purse. I was immensely embarrassed as she unwrapped it, looked stunned and yelled, "Juliet, why do you carry dynomite in your purse???!!!!"
i cracked up so hard i forgot to be embarrassed.
A childhood belief about periods

others believed things like this
- I used to believe my mom kept a lizard in her purse that would bite me if I got into it.Anon
- At about age 7 I thought one could see the people running around on a map, if one looked hard enough.— Adam Smith
- I used to wonder why they didn't fix the Leaning Tower Of Pisa. Weren't they embarrassed that it was crooked?— Bootlebat
- I used to believe that when you cracked a mirror your reflection would come and take over your body!— XxXAbbeyXxX
- My friend's sister believed the lyrics to Gazza's "Fog on the Tyne" were "Fog on the dinasaurs mine all mine"— Suzanne
- I used to think running for president involved actually running somewhere.— Artimage