When I was ten I asked my mother if she was a Catholic or a Prostitute.
A childhood belief about church
others believed things like this
- My mother, the good Catholic, thought that Jesus, being a string bean (supreme being) was really skinny.— Mark D
- When a "mean girl" in early grade school asked me if I was a virgin I answered "no I am catholic."— Hilary
- I used to believe that a prostitute was like a prosecutor.— Not As Innocent Anymore
- Until I was about 11 or 12 I thought that "prostitute" referred to a female criminal.Anon
- i used to think that being a prostitute was a religion. (sort of like protestant i guess?)Anon
- When I asked my mother how Elvis died, she told me that he ate too much candy. — Katie B