When I was about 7, I would always hang out at my cousins house on the weekends, and (Im not sure why) I belived that (little) Chinese people lived in my butt. Whenever I farted, I would say,"Hey! there shooting fireworks again! I wish I could see them!"
A childhood belief about farting
others believed things like this
- When you farted, green air came out of your butt— Yvonne
- My mom used to tell me that if I swallowed my gum when I farted, I would blow a bubble out of my butt.— bubblebutt
- I used to believe that if you swallowed chewing gum, when you farted, you would blow a bubble out your butt.— Bubble Butt
- i used to belive if you swallowed gum and then farted, you would blow a gum bubble with your butt.Anon
- I used to believe that sunflowers would try to kill people by shooting poisonous seeds at people.— jen
- i believed that if you farted too much in a room and you were to light a flame your house would blow up— the nuclear fart