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A childhood belief about rude bits

when i was about 10 or so i started to feel these strange nots in my breasts. i was terrified, you see i thought i had breast cancer. well i always heard that if you felt lumps on your breast that it could be cancer. i sat my mom down for the bad news "mom" i began, " i think i've got breast cancer!" she asked me why i thought that and i told her. right away she reached over and started feeling my breasts and started laughing hysterically. she said you dont have breast cancer your growing boobs!

— unwise lady

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