when i was about 10 or so i started to feel these strange nots in my breasts. i was terrified, you see i thought i had breast cancer. well i always heard that if you felt lumps on your breast that it could be cancer. i sat my mom down for the bad news "mom" i began, " i think i've got breast cancer!" she asked me why i thought that and i told her. right away she reached over and started feeling my breasts and started laughing hysterically. she said you dont have breast cancer your growing boobs!
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- up until puberty I thought that my nipple would inflate like a balloon to form a breast— EiEi
- When I was little I thought that black babies who were breast fed got chocoate instead of white milk.— Susan
- When I was little I used to think that women had two hearts - one inside each breast.— Rick
- My sister used to believe that mayonaise made your breast grow.— Honey
- I thought you always die if you A. get cancer or B. have a heart attack— Nate
- when i was little i thought people with big heads or big noses had cancer...Anon