When I was very young, we were leaving my Grandmother's house, and she said to me, "I'll have to come visit you at your house one day."
I had never heard the words "one day" used in this manner. As far as I was concerned, the only usage of that term was at the beginning of a story (i.e "One day Johnny was walking down the street..."). To me, "one day" always meant something in the past, and I thought she was crazy to use it to talk about something in the future.
A childhood belief about speaking

others believed things like this
- The Whit house down the street was the real "White House". — SG
- when i was young i believed that when u moved house the house would come with you !!!
just like a turtleAnon - I used to think that cockroaches would visit your house if you didn't brush your teeth.Anon
- When I first heard the words "flea market", I actually thought it meant "selling fleas".Anon
- I used to believe that when you moved house you swapped house with the person moving into your old house.Anon
- i believed that thunder and lightning came out of the alley across the street from my house.Anon