When I was little, My mom and I were going somewhere in the car when all the sudden I started yelling "MILITARY, MILITARY, MILITARY!" When she did know what I was talking about, I said to her "The place with the little rocks were the people died." I thought a cemetary was actually a military when I was little.
A childhood belief about speaking

others believed things like this
- I thought there was no midnight in military time; instead, it’d be 24:00.— Enrico
- I used to believe that the "shark mouth" nose art painted on military planes was to scare enemy pilots away.Anon
- I used to believe that flea markets were a place people sold fleas, or the place was infested with fleas— Kelley
- I thought that islands and continents were floating rocks so you could swim underneath them.— Kat
- I used to believe in a sudden end of the world— anoni
- Someone told me People and fish went to the same place.I thought they meant humans get flushed— MrK