When I was a nine year old little kid, on car trips and felt the need to have a pee really bad my parents would let me pee in a bottle (I know I'm a girl but if you get it in the right position you can get it all in - even through a fly zip, it works!)
At school, the toilets were closed, and I had drunk a bottle of cola. My mom used to say, "Charlotte, we're both teachers, so if we let you do something your school should too." I was standing in the school yard when all of a sudden I felt a tingle in my "girly bits" - I was full of pee! To the teachers' horror, I unzipped my school trousers and felt the sweet, sweet relief of peeing.
The teachers were not impressed with Charlotte at nine...
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing

others believed things like this
- I believed that our teachers lived at school. They were teachers--they had no reason to leave :)(Anon
- when i first started school i thought the teachers lived in the school and slept on the tables.— emma
- i used to believe that if i wasn,t at school the teachers would expell me from that school!!— sciver
- I used to believe that my school teachers lived inside the school and my school bus driver lived on the bus. Anon
- i used to believe that all the teachers lived at schoolAnon
- i used to believe that teachers lived in school — alicia