I used to be confused no end by the use of the phrase "You never can tell". It seemed to imply that the outcome of an event being spoken of would remain a mystery forever, no one EVER knowing the result. But generally the phrase was applied to matters whose outcome would actually soon be obvious. I eventually figured out that the intended meaning is that you can never tell IN ADVANCE about such outcomes, but only after a whole lot of confusion in thinking that "never" always meant never, forever.
A childhood belief about speaking

others believed things like this
- I thought the phrase "At one's disposal" meant you should dispose of the person or thing.— Geirskogul
- i thought that the phrase "jet lag" was actually "jet leg" until i was 17...— truffles
- The phrase 'Recycled toilet paper' always worried me.Anon
- I used to believe all Italian women were named Mia because of the phrase "Mamma Mia!"Anon
- I used to believe that the phrase "Mamma Mia" referred to a girl named Mia.Anon
- When I will little I use to believe my mum would be around forever - she died when I was 13.— wn