When I was little I found out from someone that the name we call countries is not what they call themselves. Being the smart little bastard I was I started correcting everyone when they said the english version of a countries name. The only problem was that I was telling people "No, its not called Germany, its called doucheland!"
Noone corrected me until I was in middle school...
A childhood belief about foreign languages

others believed things like this
- I was shocked when I found out that dogs in foreign countries didn't know English commands.Anon
- I also thought that people in different countries coughed, sneezed, laughed, or cried in their own language!— Mini
- I used to believe that clouds were foreign countries.— Ade
- I used to think the "Cold War" was a war where countries tried to freeze each other to win the war. Anon
- I used to believe that yodeling was illegal in certain countries.Anon
- I used to believe that the moon was another country and that all countries were little planets.Anon