My Dad told me when I was about three that I had broken my butt and I didn't believe him until he told me to go to the bathroom and look in the mirror and see for myself. I started crying really bad and was upset for the whole day until my mom came home and explained it wasn't broken and that everyone's butt had a crack.
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- We had a male cat that wasn't neutered. I thought his testicles were just the cat version of a butt.— Robyn
- My dad told me that the reason feet were stinky was because they grew out of your butt.— Veronika
- My grandpa told me when I was little that if you swallow chewing gum your butt will be sticky— Lili
- When i was about 5 I used to believe that Broken Hill was a broken hill. — Saad
- I used to believe that comets were pieces of the Sun that had broken off.— Carmen
- Broken bones meant that your arm or leg was separated from your body.— Kelly Hanson