When I was in about 4th grade in catholic school they finally gave us a sex-ed class. Much of what the teacher told us I already knew... but then they began to discuss how in some cases they need take the egg out of the woman and fertilize it in a dish and put it back in the woman. Knowing that masturbation is looked down upon by the church, I remember asking how they got the sperm out of the man, but I don't remember getting any answer..... I went on to believe there must be some sort of surgery involved.
A childhood belief about getting pregnant

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that a baby's sex was determined by whether the sperm had a picture of a man or woman on it.— David E.
- I use to believe that the man peed in the woman to get her pregnant. Didn't know about sperm until sex ed. — das
- I remember a girl in my kindergarten class told me she wanted to be a waterfall when she grew up.Anon
- I remember back in sunday school that if you stomped on the ground you would hurt satan. Anon
- My sister just recently realized that the lyric "more than a woman" wasn't 4 letter woman!— Anne
- When a "mean girl" in early grade school asked me if I was a virgin I answered "no I am catholic."— Hilary