My grandmother is big. When I was little, I was in the bathroom with her when she was going to the bathroom. I looked at her leg, and said, "that looks like bread" (her cellulite) I thought it was crumbs of bread inside her body!
A childhood belief about skin

others believed things like this
- I used to gag when I ate english muffins because the holes in the bread looked like nostrils.Anon
- I used to believe yeast could make bread rise because it really was salt with bubbles inside.— queeneve
- "Better than sliced bread"
I used to believe 'Sliced Bread' was a musical band.— Madeline - my friend thought that if he ate the crust on bread, his hair would be curly.Anon
- Grandmother told me if I whistled in the bathroom the devil would come get me because I was whistling for him.— Peanut @ Lake Tawakoni Tx
- Since we receive bread at Mass, I thought he was called "Jesus Crust" Seemed pretty obvious!Anon