When I was very small, one Thanksgiving, I had to go out on an emergency trip with my dad to buy a gravy boat because ours broke. I asked him what a gravy boat was and he told me it was a little boat that floats in the gravy, and when it goes bad, the boat sinks. I believed that until I was about 12 or 13.
A childhood belief about general

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that the last line of Row Row Row Your Boat was 'Life is butter dream'.— Mindless Misfit
- I used to think gravy was made in graveyards.Anon
- My Wifes dad used to tell her that if she ate the dark lumpy bits in the instant gravy she would die!!— Okse
- When I first heard the song "Constant Craving" by KD Lang, I thought she was singing "God save gravy."Anon
- row row row your boat gently down the stream...merrily merrily merrily merrily life's a butter bean.— bleeslady
- I used to beleive that liver (as in liver and onions and gravy) was rhinocerous meat.Anon