When i was younger i asked my mum where babies came from. She told me that I used to be a monkey and one day when her and dad were tramping they found me in the mountains so they caught me and chopped off my tail and singed off all my hair. For a long time i truely believed that i was a monkey.
A childhood belief about i'm different

others believed things like this
- when i was a kid i used to believe the monkey could speak— killian
- i used to think that kiwis were monkey eggs— alyssa
- I used to think monk was short for monkey.Anon
- When i was 5, i thought that bananas were monkey poop.— jade-isabelle
- when ever i ate broccoli i thaught the monkey from Lion King was in there— Simon
- that blackouts were caused by evil monkey's turning off all the lights.— key