this was my sister: in mr. brightside by the killers she thought the words were "chelsea, turning 16 tuesday" instead of "jealously, tuning saints into the sea" she thought the entire song was about this chelsea girl.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I use to think the known Christmas song "in excelsis deo" was en chelsea's dayo— Mike Simmons
- I thought the Til Tuesday song said "Books are scary!", rather than "Voices Carry"Anon
- I used to think that serial killers were "cereal killers" and would kill you by poisoning you cereal.— Jello
- I used to believe that the words to Michael Jacksons "Liberian Girl" were "librarian girl".— Paul
- When I was really little i thought serial killers were people who stole your cereal.Anon
- When people talked about serial killers, I thought that they put poison in your cerealAnon