I was always very precocious, even at swearing, not like one girl I offended in the seventh grade. She caught up to me on the play ground one day and screamed at me in a fit of rage, "Amanda, I want to f*** you!" I was taken aback, but I scathingly told her that I only like boys. She blushed and stammered "I - I mean, I hope somebody else f***s you!" I said, "Thanks, I'd like that someday." She was speechless at this point, so I offered " did you mean 'f*** you"?" She said yes and slouched away humiliated. My friends and I had a great laugh after that.
A childhood belief about swearing
others believed things like this
- My mom told me that if I picked my nose, my finger would stay there someday!!— baxter
- I never knew why boys had to lift up the toilet seat...until my friend told me that boys had bad aim.Anon
- when I was a kid, I used to believe that only girls could be my friends and all other boys were my brothers.
— rajat - When i was younger i believed that a cat was a girl and dogs were boys.Anon
- When I was a little girl, I believed that all cats were girls and all dogs were boys. :)— Mary Ellen
- I used to believe that swearing was just saying, “I swear!”Anon