I used to help out in a 2nd grade Hebrew class that was way out of control. The teacher asked the class if anyone knew when we celebrated Shabbat and one of the boys raised his hand and said "December."
A childhood belief about church

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that the Chinese boy in my kindergarten class flew from China every day to get to class.— Debi
- I used to think my elementary school gym teacher's name was "Jim Class".— Brandon Campbell
- I never knew why boys had to lift up the toilet seat...until my friend told me that boys had bad aim.Anon
- A[n] nth grade teacher only had to finish the nth grade when he or she was in school.— MD Caruso
- I used to think that teachers always had to officially announce to the whole class why someone was off sick.Anon
- I used to think the Senior Center was where all the high school seniors got to hang out and cut class— Jordan