I used to think that the side of the road that i was driving on to go somewhere meant that everyone else was going away from their homes and going somewhere too. And the other side of the road that i wasn't traveling on meant everyone was going home from being somewhere else.
A childhood belief about cars

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that "Our Father, who art in heaven" meant that God was also a painter on the side. — Amanda
- I used to think that if a movie was advertised on the side of a bus, that meant it was really good. — Aretia
- I used to believe that if I chewed on one side of my mouth too much the other side would get jealous.Anon
- I thought that a person's motorskills meant how good they were at driving!Anon
- i used to believe that sex meant love and that having sex meant the two people would live happily ever after.— amy
- I used to believe the "Yield" from the road sign was somebody's name.— julia