I am a Catholic, and as a child I naturally got some words confused as many other people here did. At one point the church says "I am not worthy Lord, but only say the word and I shall be healed", I believed it went "only say the word and I shall be YOU" (our priest has a bit of an accent). I thought that being God would be a terrifying duty, having to take care of everyone in the world at once, and that we should scared of taking on such as task. I always said this line a little smugly however, knowing that if God ever asked me to take his place i would take on the responsibility full throttle.
A childhood belief about prayers

others believed things like this
- I thought the word economical was actually two words: eek and omical.
— Nancy M. - As a small child I believed that the word was "nakeup", finally I found out that it was actually "makeup".— Hannnah P.
- In first grade, I thought that if I've never heard of a word before, then it wasn't a word.— Destiny
- I used to believe that the words Angliphile and Francophile were related to the word paedophiles.Anon
- I used to think that the word Great was added to Britain because they won the Second World War.— Age
- I used to get mad when people used the word "native" because I thought they were making fun of my name!— Nate