As a Catholic, I heard a lot about this "virgin" Mary. Not knowing what the word virgin actually meant, I assumed it referred to sainthood. When I was around 7-8, I went around telling everyone that I really wished I was a virgin, but that it was too hard and I wasn't disciplined enough.
I never understood why they looked so shocked.
A childhood belief about church

others believed things like this
- When a "mean girl" in early grade school asked me if I was a virgin I answered "no I am catholic."— Hilary
- I used to think virgin mary was actually 'virginia mary'Anon
- I thought "Virgin Mary" was actually "Verge 'n Mary" and that Verge was a nickname for Joseph. — Rachel
- I thought the Holy Ghost was the ghost of the Virgin Mary.— Texas granny
- Instead of Madonnas 'Like a virgin' I used to sing 'Like a gerbil'— Stupid Child
- I thought the Virgin Islands were owned by Richard Branson until I was 24. — LJ