When I was 8 or 9 I had this group of friends and we were all different ages. The eldest was a girl who was 13, the rest of us were boys. We were all in the park and the oldest boy said that we all had to feel this girl's breasts (and she was happy for this to happen) or we'd get whipped across the 'arse' with a stick.
At that point I'd never heard the word 'arse' and I assumed it meant my penis. I was so scared of having my penis whipped (as you can imagine), needless to say I felt her breasts. What a way to have your first sexual experience!!!
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- i used to think that the foam in the ocean was whipped cream. until i tasted itAnon
- I used to believe that your arse cheeks were actually full of shit!Anon
- i used to believe that women peed out of their arse and pooed out of their vagina— TIM wilson
- im a girl and i used to think my mom had a penis and i would eventually grow my ownAnon
- I used to think that oral sex was when the guy put his penis in the girl's belly buttonAnon
- a blowjob is were a girl blew ur penis up after sex.......stupid i know.— james