Up until the age of 12 I thought that women had 3 completely seperate holes with a gap between each. The front (for wee), the middle (for sex) and the back (anus).
I thought sex sounded so technical, I was so worried about making sure I got the right hole. I said this one time on the way to school, one of my mates burst out laughing and made fun of me until the other two said that's what they had thought too.
A childhood belief about rude bits
others believed things like this
- My mom told me sex was people making out with no clothes on, boy was I surprised in middle school!— Amie
- Until recently I thought that Scotland was seperate from England. I am 27 Anon
- I believed that fairies lived in lamp posts - their front doors were the little holes where the key fits.— Janice
- When I was little I thought that little fairies would jump up on my parents bed making it squeak all the time.— Josephine Bitetail
- For along time I thought the Middle East and Eastern Europe were just different names for the same place!— Helllowerer
- I thought that to breastfeed, a woman had to poke a hole in her nipple (like the hole in a bottle nipple).— Imani B.