I remember one time my friend said "What's the tille?" and I asked him what it meant, and he said that 'tille' meant 'time' and I assumed it was just a more grown up word. He used to say it all the time.
I never heard anyone else ever say it so one time I asked him where he got the word from. He said, "it's French .... Quel est le tille? .... it means 'what is the time?' "
I was 11 and had started French by then. He felt a bit stupid when I told him it was "Quelle heure est-il ?" (What hour is it ?)
A childhood belief about foreign languages

others believed things like this
- When I was young, I heard the word 'minion' for the first time and thought it was a miniature onion.— Karin
- when i was little i asked what time midnight mass started.
i honestly had no idea.— what time?? - I used to think that "boobies" was a bad word all the timeAnon
- As a kid every time I heard a person say "it's about time" I always replied "so what about it?"— Eli the Kid
- I use to beleive that because oui (which sounds exactly like wee) mean yes in french, that poo meant no.— Toby
- For years I heard the word "pedophile" and thought it meant a pedicurist's tool.— Lauren