I used to think that in 'From Me To You', by the Beatles, John and Paul sang:
"I've got arms that long to hold you, and keep you by my side"
"I've got lips that long to kiss you, and keep you satisfied. Wooo"
Which is fine, because they do. However I interpreted the first line as
"I have arms that are long enough to hold you..."
And then I accepted the following image:
"I've got lips that are long enough to kiss you..."
I'm glad I'm not a kid anymore
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- When I was little I believed that when I put lipstick on my lips, the lips grew.— Alba Águila Castelló
- I used to think a female daddy-long-legs was called a "mummy-long-legs".Anon
- I used to think the lyrics to Elton John's Tiny Dancer were "hold me closer Tony Danza."— kstawitz
- My friend used to believe that the lyrics to Elton John's "Tiny Dancer" were:
"Hold me closer Tony Danza"— I'm with stupid - i thought in elton john's "tiny dancer'' the chorus was "hold me closer tony danza"— d.a.
- There ARE monsters under the bed but they won't eat you so long as you don"t get out of bed before 7am.— Sarah