I thought that ground turkey refered to turkeys grown underground. I wondered why they did that, as they only ever became little strips...
A childhood belief about birds

others believed things like this
- I thought people from Turkey actually praised turkeys...Anon
- Until I was in High School, I really thought that the "underground railroad" was under the ground.— S
- I used to believe that grown-ups got scared because they were so high off the ground.— Sammy
- I used to think that turkeys were male chickens. Don't know why, but I did.— Felicia
- My partner thought women used the brown packing tape as wax strips.— Helen
- I thought ground beef was the meat they scraped off the ground at the slaughterhouse. Yuck.Anon