Ya know the song "One man and his dog went to mow a meadow" ?
Well,I used the think that it meant that a man and his dog went to some place called 'mowamedow'
I have no idea why,I just did
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I heard the song about Heaven being a place where nothing ever happened and thought, "What a boring place."Anon
- I used to think there was a place called Caucasia and everyone from there was Caucasian.— Lucy
- I used to believe that electricity was manufactured in a factory in a place called 'Electriz City'.— Sally
- I used to think being engaged meant being in jail. I have no idea how I came to that conclusion.— CNB
- Someone told me People and fish went to the same place.I thought they meant humans get flushed— MrK
- I use to think that Bruce Springsteen's song "growing up" was called "throwing up"— glowworm