When I was pretty young my favorite drink was Mountain Dew... right up until my sister told me it was mountain goat pee. It took me a few years to start drinking it again.
A childhood belief about drinks

others believed things like this
- I used to think that the chorus of "mountain song" by jane's addiction was in a different language— nothing'sshocking
- I was convinced that hot air sinks. Why else are mountain tops cold, and Death Vally is so hot?— Not-my-wife
- I used to believe that when I went to the mountain I would find an ancient monster or find some treasure— Yazer Solorzano
- I thought the Mountain of Olives was made out of Olives— Tanuki
- I always thought there was a drinking age for coffee, because it was an adult drink like beer and wine.Anon
- When we were little my sister thought if you mixed cow’s milk and water you’d get goat’s milkAnon