I also believed that if I played with myself, it would fall off. I believed it so much, that I just recalled having a dream where I was standing in line for communion at church, and all of a sudden, the whole deal fell off, and rolled out my pants leg.
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- Yeah I believed (because my mother had told me) that your 'willy' would fall off if you played with it :D— Doz
- I used to believe that the last line of Row Row Row Your Boat was 'Life is butter dream'.— Mindless Misfit
- When I was little, I believed that slugs fell from the sky because they always came out when it rained.— JoJo
- When i was about 4 or 5, for the longest time, i believed that the preist of our church was god.— hunnybee
- I believed God lived in a specific crack in one of the walls of my church — Blake
- When I was a child I believed that if I fell off the earth I would end up on the Plante of The Apes.— IslandGirlie