I always was under the impression as long as i could remember that the only way to deliver babies was from the buttonhole cause that was the only hole in the female's body i had presumed.
A childhood belief about giving birth

others believed things like this
- I used to think that babies were made when a male's and female's bellybutton touched each other.Anon
- I used to think a female daddy-long-legs was called a "mummy-long-legs".Anon
- I used to believe that you could stretch a rat's body to be super long.Anon
- When I was little I thought that women had to get a Cesarian section to deliver the baby.— Patrick
- I used to htink that the Lord's prayer went "and lead us not into temptation, but deliver us some email..."— Dyth
- I used to think that to desex an animal meant to turn it from a male to a female or female to male.— Phil