when i was a kid i thought that a box of cereal was 130 calories. i couldnt measure the amount of food i was consuming so i told myself the box adjusted the calories with how ever much i took.
A childhood belief about general

others believed things like this
- Picking your nose and eating it. Hey! Tastes like chicken and only half the calories— Henry the Seventh
- I used to think that Root Beer was beer with less caloriesAnon
- When I was younger, I thought a serial killer was a person who ate a ridiculous amount of cereal— Aja
- I used to think that when you poured milk into your cereal, the cereal multiplied.— Allen
- When I was a kid I believed that if I ate cereal I would be a cereal killer.Anon
- I used to think that serial killers were "cereal killers" and would kill you by poisoning you cereal.— Jello