When I was little I had a dog named heidi. She slept in the living room. We didn't have a chimney, so every X-mas eve, before i went 2 bed, I'd tell her "Heidi, when a fat guy with a beard comes in the front door, don't attack him! It's only santa!"
A childhood belief about father christmas

others believed things like this
- Until i was 8, I believed that, If you didn't have a chimney, Santa Clause would come in through the toilet.— Maya
- I used to believe that santa had a spare key to our house because we had no chimney.— Karl Andrade (Bombay, India)
- I used to believe that at Christmas if your house never had a chimney then santa came through your letter box— Rhys James
- We didn't have a chimney in our house. Father Christmas had to come in through the letter box.— Ginnean
- I used to think that you could get a tan if you turned the oven on, opened the door and stood in front of it.Anon
- I used to believe the living room furniture would party after we all went to sleep.— Ellen