in science in year 7 one of my friends commented something on guys pubes being on their penis'. I looked at her funny and said "i dont think thats right" so she proceeded to draw me a diagram. On the diagram the pubes were growing down the penis. I had to take the pencil off her to show her where the pubes really went.
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- i used to belive that pubes were hair fallen from your head and glued on
— marcus - I used to believe that gay guys had sex by sticking their penis in the other's penis.— Fanbrat
- I used to think that Frankie Avalon sang, "Hey Penis, Oh, penis..." instead of "Hey Venus."Anon
- I used to believe that gay sex involved a man sticking his penis inside another man's penis.Anon
- I thought that the show Beavis and Butthead was called Penis and Butthead.— Porky's Butthole
- As a kid I used to believe that when you sharpened your pencil, the eraser on the pencil grew.Anon