When I was about 10 I first came across this work "fuck" and had no idea what it meant, just that it had something to do with love. So, when we were doing a story in class in which a boy and girl meet, I told my friends afterwards, "I bet they'll fuck."...meaning, "I bet they'll fall in love and marry."
A childhood belief about speaking

others believed things like this
- I always hear Manic Street Preachers 'You Love Us' as 'You Love Arse'.— Lou
- I used to think you could have a heart attack if you failed to fall in love.Anon
- I used to believe that the B-52's song "Love Shack" was actually "Love Shark!"— Natalie
- i used to believe that sex meant love and that having sex meant the two people would live happily ever after.— amy
- I used to think the song "love the one you're with" was called "love the one, your win. — Glowworm
- I am Canadian and when I was little I would sing "True Pastry Love" instead of 'True Patriot Love"— Jess