When I was younger I used to believe that there was a vampire living in my stool and when I was sitting on it, I always had to hurry up, because it wanted to bite my butt. But the vampire wasn't alone - he had a servant, you know, an Igor-kinda of guy with hump and really nasty face, like one of those monsters that serve all the Draculas in animated films. He was really dumb and he always made his master mad, because he sad something stupid. The vampire always got busy with smacking him in the head, and I had time to escape. It was really funny to lisen to theit little confersations, like a comedy ^^. I guess I own Igor a big time - thanks to him I still have a butt!
A childhood belief about fear of
others believed things like this
- every time I see a shadow thats not mine I freak out because I think It's a vampire— Dalton Anderson
- I used to think I was a vampire, and that my parents were trying to kill me by making me go to school. — Max
- i used to believe that when i used the tolit a snake will come out and bite your butt. lolAnon
- I used to believe that crocodiles lived in the toilet and would bite my butt when I had to go to the loo.— Oz
- i used to think that when i was pooping a crocodile could come out of the toilet and bite my butt off.— derek
- I used to think my belly bottom was my "front butt" lol i know...stupid!— Megan