I didn't see a female's 'parts' until I was sixteeen, though intensely curious. I knew they were 'different' and my 5-year-old logic suggested they the difference was that fmeales had two penises. I remember a journey on a tram to visit the dentist when I seriously thought this way possible and 'underessed' my fellow passenegers. Represssed or what?
PS: Now have two daighters, each blessed with one penis
A childhood belief about rude bits
others believed things like this
- I used to believe they were called dentist disappointments rather than dentist appointments.— Emma
- I never knew how tampons worked, I always thought they would fit in a female flat, like a hot dog.— only me
- I used to believe that every one that
passed away would come and visit me.
No matter if I knew them or not!— Ashley S. (Knoxville , TN) - When I was little, I thought the tooth fairy was a personal friend of my mom since she was a dentist.— Jess
- I used to think that cockroaches would visit your house if you didn't brush your teeth.Anon
- In the Hail Mary prayer, I used to say 'Bless a dark fowl among women' rather than 'blessed art though'Anon