When i was little i used to think that when a foreign person spoke subtitles would appear, like in a foreign movie or something.
A childhood belief about foreign languages

others believed things like this
- I heard my mum talking about foreign people, and I later asked, "have you ever been to Foreign?"— Kia
- I used to believe that clouds were foreign countries.— Ade
- I used to think that foreign people coughed and sneezed in a different language.— Even more stupid
- I used to believe, that I am able to speak every foreign language only by learning "their" alphabet.— matej
- I used to believe that all Christians were English and all other religious people were foreign.Anon
- I would speak in gidderish, convinced that it was some foreign language I had never heard of— Molly