I used to believe that "I rest my case" was what lawyers said when they put their briefcases down on the table in the courtroom.
A childhood belief about work

others believed things like this
- I used to think that prostitutes were female lawyers. It just sounded so official...— MC
- I used to believe that there were red and black spiders underneath the table in the toilet.— Phil
- I used to think that the sleep in my eyes at the breakfast table were toast crumbs.— crawford
- I used to think that if a lawyer lost his case, he had to go to jail with his client.Anon
- When I was little my sister told me that if I put a C.D. in the wrong case, it would mess up the C.D.'s songs.— Torrie
- when I was 6, I believed I had to go to school for the rest of my life— Cody Jarosinski