A male friend of mine got a little bit confused with anatomical terminology one day. We were walking along in a group of friends and the wind blew some grit in his eye ... upon which he yelled, "Argh" Something's gone in my clitoris!"
He was 15 at the time.
A childhood belief about rude bits
others believed things like this
- a male friend of mine used to think that only women who had been pregnant had periods— oiman
- When I was a child and the wind blew strong I used to believe that someone was hiding under the bed.— FER
- I used to believe that trees made the wind, but its the wind that blew the trees!— victoria
- I thought rain was made when God was crying, and wind when God blew on the earth because it was too hot.— Andy T
- My friend's sister believed the lyrics to Gazza's "Fog on the Tyne" were "Fog on the dinasaurs mine all mine"— Suzanne
- I used to believe your belly button was a knot that held you together - my parents had wierd anatomical views— anne