My 10-year-old brother has recently taken to singing Kelly Clarkson's "Since You've Been Gone". Except, he sings it differently...
Imagine a husky, shouty voice....
"Since you've been gone....
I'm a bean onyany animal...."
PS- the real lyrics are "Since you've been gone... I can't breathe for the first time..."
HOW??????
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that a vitamin was a small animal
only recently I have found out that it is not true... :)— Sylwia - I used to believe the angels were in the speakers at church because of the loud female voice singing.Anon
- I used to believe cartoons where real people. You can imagine how that went... — Emma
- I used to believe when barbie kissed ken a kelly would come out— !!!!!!! loser!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- this guy i used to go to school with thought that Ned Kelly was his uncleAnon
- I thought for a long time that beaver and badger are the same animal— Ted Snow