I used to believe..up until two years ago actually, that a blow job was a sort of hairstyle.
Yet another one of my misunderstandings that my friends had to sort out for me. After I had asked very loudly in the school dining room what it was.
A childhood belief about oral sex

others believed things like this
- i used to believe that a ghost lived under my bed and that a giant lived under our dining room table.— nameless
- I used to think a clitoris was some sort of dinosaur.Anon
- I used to think gladiators were meant to be some sort of alligator.Anon
- I used to believe that women could only get pregnant once they were married and it just sort of happened Anon
- i used to think that being a prostitute was a religion. (sort of like protestant i guess?)Anon
- I used to see "End Road Work" signs, and thought they were a sort of protest.— Sebastian