I thought that when people farted and I breathed I'd get the farting-gasses inside me and get sick.
A day later I got REALLY sick, but that's another story...
A childhood belief about farting

others believed things like this
- I thought Pink's "You make me sick" was "you make me sick, you make me look like a candlestick" LOL— Rice
- I used to think that the word blurb was a noise that people made when being sick. Bluuuggghhh.— Natasha
- When I was little I thought if you were sick the only way to get better was to give it to someone else.— Jen
- I thought pretending I was sick to stay home from school was called cookie not hookie.— Jen
- I used to believe that doctors could not get sick.Anon
- If you cut or pluck a cats whiskers they could get sick or die.— Paul Adam Trepanier