when i was a kid i thought ladies have also a penny like a man and that is situated their hip.
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- I thought the lyrics to "Single Ladies" were "If you liked it, then you should've put your name on it."Anon
- I thought that the role of Lollipop ladies was to give out lollies. Shame!— Helen
- when I saw those prepare to meet thy god signs I thought they were beauty parlours for religous ladies only!— knuckles
- i used to believe that if you put a penny on a train tracks that it would derail it — ROSS
- I used to believe that God looked exactly like the picture of Abraham Lincoln on an American penny.— Leah
- I used to think that the sound after the toilet was flushed was ladies singingAnon