When I was about 8 years old my mom took me to the shoe store. I thought the woman who attended to us talked funny and I asked my mom why. My mom said it was because she had an accent. (She had a French accent). I missheard what she had said. I thought my mom said 'accident' and for years I thought people who talked funny had been in accidents!!
A childhood belief about foreign languages

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that when people talked about 4x4 trucks, I thought it meant all the wheels turned.
— tracy - When people talked about serial killers, I thought that they put poison in your cerealAnon
- I always thought that freak accidents where accidents that only involved freaks.— Prologic-H-73395
- I used to believe that a "No Loitering" sign was "No Littering", inexplicably spelled with a Brooklyn accent.— erin
- I am from Norway, and when i was a kid I used to believe thet gay people talked swedish!— Norway-Girl
- As a kid I thought dogs stupid but funny and that cats were evil demons. — Gemini