This is what I thought, seriously.
"I fled polience tooky crag and the unspited plates of bavaria, and to the peepubick to Richard Sands stands, one nation on the gods invisble with lizardy justin to malls."
A childhood belief about the pledge

others believed things like this
- I used to think "from which it stands" was "for Richard Stans".
— cobra - I thought strip malls were just that, stripper clubs.— Neo
- I always thought that Little Richard was Cliff Richards younger brother— adam
- I thought the Virgin Islands were owned by Richard Branson until I was 24. — LJ
- i used to belive santa was gods brother— jimmy
- I used to believe that all of the human beings were Gods little dolls.— Danielle