when my daughter was about 3 she would poo on her play dishes and say "I'm making dinner for you".
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing

others believed things like this
- My mom was always talking about "making
ends meat" but I don't ever remember having it served at dinner!— John Stees - I used to think that satellites were launched from satellite dishes.— Mike
- When I was young I used to believe that when it is raining God is crying or washing dishes.Anon
- I used to believe that sattelite dishes were used to shot down falling meteors that fell to earth.Anon
- I used to think that a company had boats all over the world making waves, and airplanes making cloudsAnon
- My daughter once asked if God was short for Godfrey— keefdave