In smells like teen spirit by nirvana it says:
load up our guns
bring your friends
its fun to lose
and to pretend.
MY VERSION
gang up the tons
bring the dens
grab to a moose
and chew the ends.
RETARDED
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that if you died you could have 'an operation' to bring you back to life. — Mikey
- I usd to believe that at restaurants that had a BYO sign out the front, you had to "bring your own" meal.— Fiona
- I used to think that my mom had to buy ice cubes from the store and bring them home to fill up the trays.— Shawna
- I used to believe that a wake was something you go to to try to bring the dead person back to life.Anon
- I used to think watering dead flowers would bring them back to life.— Natasha
- I used to think that you could bring dead flowers back to life if you watered them.Anon