When bathing with my Dad (at a very young age) I asked my Mum why he had a carrot coming out of his bottom... She explained what it was, but for years I thought it would only work if it was wet and soapy.
A childhood belief about rude bits
others believed things like this
- I used to believe that a man's penis was carrot shaped.Anon
- I thought bathing suits were called "baby suits".— Katie
- Up until I was in 3rd grade I believed my bathing cap is what kept me afloat in the swimming pool! Anon
- When I was young I want to grow up yo be a trash man, becuse they only work one day a week.— Steve H
- I used to believe that your bottom teeth were actually in your bottom— jez
- My uncle once said that elves were really badchildren made to work in santa's work shop— Some guy