Remember that song "Down Under" by "Men At Work" - well one of the lines is:
Ya better run
Ya better take cover
My version:
Ya better run
Ya better take a-boat
Ummm...wha?
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I thought cartoons were real, I remember asking my mom why there were lines around the "actors" in a cartoon.— Steven Graziano
- I thought the "physically fit" lines in the song "I Like to Move It" were "fizzy coloured feet".Anon
- Does anybody remember that song "OUT OF REACH" well i remember i used to sing it as "BATTEERRRRYYY". — meeeeeeeee
- I used to believe that the last line of Row Row Row Your Boat was 'Life is butter dream'.— Mindless Misfit
- My uncle once said that elves were really badchildren made to work in santa's work shop— Some guy
- i used to believe that if i didn't work at school, i would have donkey ears, so now i work hard !!!— denis