When I was fairly young, I got it into my head that pepperoni was some kind of vegetable. I think I read somewhere that vegetarians kids liked pizza, which of course to an eight year old means pepperoni. I asked my mom about it, and she, being funny, said, "Sure pepperoni grows on trees." I believed her (still not quite sure how I ended up being considered "gifted") I am ashamed to say I was probably about 12 or 13 before I figured it out.
A childhood belief about general

others believed things like this
- When I was Little, I thought a Pizza Pie was Tomatoe sauce, cheese, and Pepperoni inside of a pie crust....— LarLar
- I thought vegetarians couldn't read Chicken Soup for the Soul. — Aretia
- When asked why he didn't finish eating the crust from his pizza, a young friend said "I don't eat the bone".— Dustin
- when i was little i thought that pizza grew on trees and that the crust was poisoness thats why nobody ate it.— cameron
- I used to believe that if you ate the little seeds on pizza that pizza would grow out of your ears— chana
- i used to picture jesus as a kind of cartoon Tarzan, swinging through the trees...— bex