When I was little, and my mom listened to the oldies stations a lot, I used to think the song 'Signs' said 'And the sign said long-eared hippie people eating all the pie.'
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- Oldies Song Peggy Sue. I used to think that he was talking about how much he loves his "Baggy Suit".— Randy
- I used to think that 'hippie' was a religion— Shannon
- I used to believe the Do Not Pass signs on the roads meant you were'nt aloud to pass the sign. I was 14.Anon
- I believed that "oldies" were a genre of music still being produced. — UB
- Having seen enough red octagonal STOP signs in my time, I used to look out for green circular GO signs.— Gary
- I thought the “Slippery When Wet” traffic sign was a car that had grown long bendy legs.Anon